The Rat Pack Cycles Manifesto
Chrome parts on a bike are like jewelry on a naked woman - expensive, unnecessary, and distracting.
Blow-up sex dolls and rice rockets both have plastic body parts. Coincidence?
Rat Bikers are not chromosexual, we are in fact at the other end of the scale: chromophobic.
There are many shades of Flat Black, and we believe in diversity.
On the sixth day, He primered and on the seventh day He rode (Amen).
If you bought it off a shelf, it ain't custom.